I have to interrupt both your and my work days...
It doesn't help when you work with 30 differnent people, and when each of them have a birthday, someone brings in a treat.
It also doesn't help when you work with 30 different people, and they decide well, it's Friday June 12th, year of our Lord, 2009, let's bring in Gigantic Chocolate Cupcakes!!!!
You know what?
You can have your Cupcakes, because I have a Job to do, I need to follow through on the goals I set out for myself, because I just found out, Cupcakes are full of Fat and Calories, and as someone who is highly allergic to both of those things, it will only cause my swelling to increase. And I also have to get back to my Real Job.
That is all.